TOTO 10 million Draw
People who buy the 10 million TOTO are stupid.
Why? Will reveal after the 10 million draw is over.
In the meantime, don't say I never warn you hor.
UPDATE!
Wahahahahahahaha. The results were just as I expected. Let me reiterated my point again.
*breathe in loudly*
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PEOPLE WHO BUY THE 10 MILLION TOTO ARE STUPID.
(Disclaimer: unless you were the lucky 8 who strike the top prize or Singapore Pools)
Now why do I say so? Let examine the whole situation so you will not die grudgingly.
This week draw was publicise as being 10 million. Let us first verify the figures.
The 8 Group One winners stand to win $1,256,955 each.
Hell, that is ALOT of money I know.
So simple maths teaches me that $1.26 million x 8 people
= 10 million Dollars.
Singapore Pools indeed stood to their promised prize money.
Am I digressing? Apparently so right?
10 million is alot of money right?
10 million can do alot of things you ever wanted right?
10 million means you can quit your job / studies and rot forever and ever in some paradise island right?
10 million can make almost all your dreams come true... right?
All the above statements are correct BUT for one condition. They are eight winners not one! E-I-G-H-T winners! So one person only gets $1.25 million.
So now for the expected Q and A session which I know you all will blast me with.
#5 (Question 1)
Q: 1.25 million is alot of money what. I still don't understand why you keep saying buying the 10 million dollars TOTO is stupid.
A: Ok. I will explain myself further.
*gives a loud sigh and a dismissive wave of the hand to indicate the whole of mankind is very stupid*
The last draw on the 14 Feb had a total prize money of only 4.6 million. However there were only three winners and each brought home 1.57 million. Can you now see that these winners actually won MORE money. Plus they didn't spend half their lives queuing....
#12 (Question 2)
Q: Why huh? I still don't understand why you say I am stupid.
A: *Gives an audible grunt follow by a loud smack to my forehead*
Cant you mortals see that 10 million is just a very ingenious marketing gimmick?
10 million, 10 million... sounds like alot only.
Did you really expect to win the entire 10 million????
Goodness me! I wont know to call you extremely stupid or optimistic.
#13 (Question 3)
Q: Lidat means I very stupid meh? I beg to differ can.
A: You should be begging for mercy.
*slams the table in an impatient manner*
Let me state another statistics so you will rest in peace. Compare to last week draw, ALL groups prizes money were greater in amount compare to the 10 million TOTO draw. You might like to verify my claims at http://www.singaporepools.com.sg/Lottery?page=toto .
#30 (Question 4)
Q: But...... But.........
A: But I haven't finish yet.
So who do you think is the real winner?
Singapore Pools of course!
Ok lets make some simple calculations.
The original prize money was 8 million and it was later increased to 10 million due to the over whelming response. Considering that Singapore Pools is a profit company like any other company, and assuming it only earns only a miserable 40 cents for each 50 cents TOTO ticket.
At least 20 million TOTO tickets were sold! A mind boggling figure indeed since Singapore has only a population of 5 million.
It almost seem like every economically active person has bought a ticket.
*Stupidity spreads (or greediness whichever word you prefer) *
It only means although the prize money was increased by two folds compared to the last draw. The number of TOTO tickets sold was probably increased by errrr ten or even twenty folds. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out your slice of the winnings even if you win will be dramatically smaller unless you happen to be the sole winner which by the way has never happen before.
#31 (Question 5)
Q: You very smart meh? Surely you got buy TOTO also right?
A: NO. I will buy next week when you morons have cried your hearts out at losing this week.
Then I will win the entire prize money next week! Wahahahahahahahaha
#42 (Question 6)
Q: I feel very stupid liao. Can you please stop insulting me and rubbing it in?
A: But I already warn you hor not to buy the TOTO! Hee hee. There is a hidden insult contained within the blog! Haha. The numbers besides the # sign of the question are the winning TOTO numbers. (Just to rub it in =P) If you spotted it, haha maybe you are not so stupid after all. Otherwise, muahhhhhhhhhhhh.
R.I.P 20 million TOTO tickets holders!
Why? Will reveal after the 10 million draw is over.
In the meantime, don't say I never warn you hor.
UPDATE!
Wahahahahahahaha. The results were just as I expected. Let me reiterated my point again.
*breathe in loudly*
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
PEOPLE WHO BUY THE 10 MILLION TOTO ARE STUPID.
(Disclaimer: unless you were the lucky 8 who strike the top prize or Singapore Pools)
Now why do I say so? Let examine the whole situation so you will not die grudgingly.
This week draw was publicise as being 10 million. Let us first verify the figures.
The 8 Group One winners stand to win $1,256,955 each.
Hell, that is ALOT of money I know.
So simple maths teaches me that $1.26 million x 8 people
= 10 million Dollars.
Singapore Pools indeed stood to their promised prize money.
Am I digressing? Apparently so right?
10 million is alot of money right?
10 million can do alot of things you ever wanted right?
10 million means you can quit your job / studies and rot forever and ever in some paradise island right?
10 million can make almost all your dreams come true... right?
All the above statements are correct BUT for one condition. They are eight winners not one! E-I-G-H-T winners! So one person only gets $1.25 million.
So now for the expected Q and A session which I know you all will blast me with.
#5 (Question 1)
Q: 1.25 million is alot of money what. I still don't understand why you keep saying buying the 10 million dollars TOTO is stupid.
A: Ok. I will explain myself further.
*gives a loud sigh and a dismissive wave of the hand to indicate the whole of mankind is very stupid*
The last draw on the 14 Feb had a total prize money of only 4.6 million. However there were only three winners and each brought home 1.57 million. Can you now see that these winners actually won MORE money. Plus they didn't spend half their lives queuing....
#12 (Question 2)
Q: Why huh? I still don't understand why you say I am stupid.
A: *Gives an audible grunt follow by a loud smack to my forehead*
Cant you mortals see that 10 million is just a very ingenious marketing gimmick?
10 million, 10 million... sounds like alot only.
Did you really expect to win the entire 10 million????
Goodness me! I wont know to call you extremely stupid or optimistic.
#13 (Question 3)
Q: Lidat means I very stupid meh? I beg to differ can.
A: You should be begging for mercy.
*slams the table in an impatient manner*
Let me state another statistics so you will rest in peace. Compare to last week draw, ALL groups prizes money were greater in amount compare to the 10 million TOTO draw. You might like to verify my claims at http://www.singaporepools.com.sg/Lottery?page=toto .
#30 (Question 4)
Q: But...... But.........
A: But I haven't finish yet.
So who do you think is the real winner?
Singapore Pools of course!
Ok lets make some simple calculations.
The original prize money was 8 million and it was later increased to 10 million due to the over whelming response. Considering that Singapore Pools is a profit company like any other company, and assuming it only earns only a miserable 40 cents for each 50 cents TOTO ticket.
At least 20 million TOTO tickets were sold! A mind boggling figure indeed since Singapore has only a population of 5 million.
It almost seem like every economically active person has bought a ticket.
*Stupidity spreads (or greediness whichever word you prefer) *
It only means although the prize money was increased by two folds compared to the last draw. The number of TOTO tickets sold was probably increased by errrr ten or even twenty folds. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out your slice of the winnings even if you win will be dramatically smaller unless you happen to be the sole winner which by the way has never happen before.
#31 (Question 5)
Q: You very smart meh? Surely you got buy TOTO also right?
A: NO. I will buy next week when you morons have cried your hearts out at losing this week.
Then I will win the entire prize money next week! Wahahahahahahahaha
#42 (Question 6)
Q: I feel very stupid liao. Can you please stop insulting me and rubbing it in?
A: But I already warn you hor not to buy the TOTO! Hee hee. There is a hidden insult contained within the blog! Haha. The numbers besides the # sign of the question are the winning TOTO numbers. (Just to rub it in =P) If you spotted it, haha maybe you are not so stupid after all. Otherwise, muahhhhhhhhhhhh.
I am so bo liao again! Wahahahahahahahaha.......
Eh got so much money to gamble why not treat me to dinner? No wonder can't build casino else mayhem in the nation. (Notice the word 'sin' in casino!)
R.I.P 20 million TOTO tickets holders!
posted by Zen at 10:53 pm
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The lottery...the only sure way to tax morons.
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