Lame Musings
Q. What are the five things that I look forward to in a month?
A. 4 weekends and 1 pay day!
Q. When I say I am the second most important person in the company, who IS the most important person then?
A. The rest of the people in the company. (caught you! hahaha)
Q. What is the nickname given to me by my colleagues?
A. Baby, cause I am the youngest one around. (imagine that!! Every single female colleague calling me baby... hmmmm Never a luckier guy around until you consider their age... hmmmm. I think there is an English word to explain this kind of behaviour. I think it is pedophile. "
Q. What is the most important task currently given to me?
A. To "da bao" lunch for my fellow engineers who are too busy to eat.
Q. What is my current position/designation in my company?
A. Administrative engineer. I handle all the paperwork that my fellow engineers dont feel like doing. WOOOOOOOOO~~~~
Q. How to do you know if my day is slack, very slack or extremely slack?
A.
Q. How do you know your boss doesnt think highly of you?
A. When he spell your name as Jung Feng after 1 months and 2 weeks in the company.
Q. How do you know you are unmotivated to go to work?
A. When you are 2nd last to come to work and the one later than you has already tendered his resignation letter. WOOOOOOOO~~~~
Q. How do you know ....nobody really cares whether you are there anot?
A. When the only greeting you received comes from the guy cleaning the toilet. or when you starts talking to yourself as boredom creeps in. Hhahahaahahahaha
Ok. To sleep.... wooooooooo... wednesday..... wooooooo
A. 4 weekends and 1 pay day!
Q. When I say I am the second most important person in the company, who IS the most important person then?
A. The rest of the people in the company. (caught you! hahaha)
Q. What is the nickname given to me by my colleagues?
A. Baby, cause I am the youngest one around. (imagine that!! Every single female colleague calling me baby... hmmmm Never a luckier guy around until you consider their age... hmmmm. I think there is an English word to explain this kind of behaviour. I think it is pedophile. "
Q. What is the most important task currently given to me?
A. To "da bao" lunch for my fellow engineers who are too busy to eat.
Q. What is my current position/designation in my company?
A. Administrative engineer. I handle all the paperwork that my fellow engineers dont feel like doing. WOOOOOOOOO~~~~
Q. How to do you know if my day is slack, very slack or extremely slack?
A.
- toilet breaks < 3 ="">
- toilet breaks < fingers =" very">
- toilet breaks > 10 and too many to count even with all yr little toes = extremely slack (more than 99% of the time!!!!)
Q. How do you know your boss doesnt think highly of you?
A. When he spell your name as Jung Feng after 1 months and 2 weeks in the company.
Q. How do you know you are unmotivated to go to work?
A. When you are 2nd last to come to work and the one later than you has already tendered his resignation letter. WOOOOOOOO~~~~
Q. How do you know ....nobody really cares whether you are there anot?
A. When the only greeting you received comes from the guy cleaning the toilet. or when you starts talking to yourself as boredom creeps in. Hhahahaahahahaha
Ok. To sleep.... wooooooooo... wednesday..... wooooooo
posted by Zen at 12:18 am
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